i just want to fuck

Tonight I will drown my sorrows in cheap liquor because of the mere fact that I am in love with a girl

hayward:

And I wonder if all the moms who knock other moms for circumcising their sons had sex with uncircumcised men to have their babies

If not, I wonder if they’ve shamed their men’s mothers too. Or if they just stick to shaming random women on the Internet like cowards

(via notashley)

ok

1. i pretty much made your tumblr for you

2. i did nothing, you’re the one who left me and priscilla for your BOYFRIEND

3. you won’t even see this cause you un-followed us on twitter and tumblr

4. and de-friended us on facebook

WOW MADDI

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ohcardigan:

sometimes i cry over how sexy tegan and sara are is this normal

grantaiiire:

i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me

like
ah yes. i have pleased you

(via bennetlizzie)

why is it so hard to get laid

I have an interview in 45 minutes, bitches!